Sunday, May 28, 2006
Steven Seagal is God.
Not content with being an action superstar, style icon and reincarnated Buddhist monk, SS is now also a Rock God.
He is embarking on a world tour, which includes Camden Underworld in Sept. Tickets a snip at £20! Haven't heard any of his music yet, but just look at him. It must rock.
Now some people, rather uncharitably I think, have described SS as a pudgy, washed-up C-lister with a face like a clenched fist. I disagree, and as anyone who knows me will attest, have actually modelled my life on him, to the point of regularly intimidating the residents of Hackney with my garish dragon-print shirts and permafrown.
Check out the Great One's site: http://www.stevenseagal.com
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We really ought to go. What d'ya reckon?
Apparently it's a bit Bluesy, tho.
I checked his lyrics out the other day; they're genius, if a bit anally fixated!
I thought he was into C&W - he was going to give up movies for his music.
He had one of those tassley jackets and everything.
You HAVE to go.....
go'on - we flaked out on Girls Aloud.....
"Executive Decision"?
No one, but no one, throws Tha SS out of a plane. It just ain't on.
I know some guy who's actually seen him train/spar in the US, and he's actually a grand-master in Death-Hand-Bitch-Slap or whatever it's called...he looks fat and slow until you get within about 3ft of him and then he just tears you apart. He'd be crap against Batroc the Leaper, tho.
Isn't it Air Force One?
In the end Harrison Ford has to sort it out himself?
I dunno - I get confused.....
And hey, what's with Aubrey Beardsley Lokester?
It's deffo 'Executive Decision'.
Kurt Russell's hard enough to deal with everything on his own.
The trouble was all the reviews blew it so it wasn't the suprise it was suposed to be.
No one has mentioned El Duderino's uncanny resemblance to SS.
Or my uncanny resemblance to Rachel Stevens.
"And hey, what's with Aubrey Beardsley Lokester?"
Dunno - he's gone all Art Nouveau and consumptive on us (nuffink new there - pass the laudanum, dear boy)
"No one has mentioned El Duderino's uncanny resemblance to SS."
- thought I brought it up on my Wedding post; maybe I didn't...did you see him doing his bitch-slap demo in the bar around 8-ish? It was tres impressive. Nah, too busy being married, probably...
Dear Dude,
Shameless self-promotion here, but I just interviewed The Man for my website, and am currently sending the interview to anyone and everyone who might be interested (apparently, that's how websites get bigger). If you're interested, please see:
http://www.thrillist.com/archives/2006/06/steven_seagal_live.html
Thanks, and sorry for the annoyance,
David Blend
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