I really don't know what I can say about this, except for once I didn't fake anything in Photoshop. It's really there. In Kentish Town Road. And I want a t-shirt. Do you think you have to be Jewish to buy one? Will they make me prove it??

Steven Seagal is God.

Not content with being an action superstar, style icon and reincarnated Buddhist monk, SS is now also a Rock God.
He is embarking on a world tour, which includes Camden Underworld in Sept. Tickets a snip at £20! Haven't heard any of his music yet, but just look at him. It must rock.
Now some people, rather uncharitably I think, have described SS as a pudgy, washed-up C-lister with a face like a clenched fist. I disagree, and as anyone who knows me will attest, have actually modelled my life on him, to the point of regularly intimidating the residents of Hackney with my garish dragon-print shirts and permafrown.
Check out the Great One's site: http://www.stevenseagal.com

This is a melon.

Just in case you thought I was turning this thing into some kind of alien porn site. Which, come to think of it, I probably will.

Void #1

Please allow me to introduce myself...

That's me at the front. Ham Hill Free Festival c.1980. You may also recognise Dom Zero and Kek-W swigging from plastic cider bottles in the background.