The Towers

Buy This Shit

Ebay has been a bit slow lately so I thought I'd follow Dom's lead and plug it here ( link at the side). Among the wonderous items I have listed is that thing above. Now I have really no idea how I came to own this -- I certainly didn't pay any money for it and it's not the kind of thing any of my ex-girlfriends would have left here. I just want it to go away. Please.

Only 99p, and it's her anniversary.

Go on, you know you want to.