Tuesday, January 30, 2007

My 15 inches of fame...

It may or may not have come to your attention that I am in a porn film. I shit you not. This is it, actually "The Cockwell Inn", just out recently. I hasten to add that at no point did I actually get my kit off or do anything unhygenic. I was merely an extra in a couple of scenes playing a sad loner at the bar. Typecast again. Nor did I actually get paid anything, unless you count a few cans of warm Stella. I did get to watch a couple of hours of the hard stuff, though, through a gap in the curtains. It was a rather messy 3-way, and I'm never going to sit on that couch in the pub again.

PS: 'The Cockwell Inn' cider is supposed to be really good. Fnarr fnarr...

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Celebrity Diet Book


Found this on 'The Onion' site a while back. It sure beats the Atkins diet.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

An apocalyptic new year to all...


Well that's all clear then. This came through my door the other day. Actually it all sounds rather exciting. Can't wait for the movie.