The horror, the horror...

1. Reanimator
2. It's Alive
3. Brain Damage "Looks like you've got a real monster in there!"
4. Blade 2. When will I, will I be famous?
5. Quatermass and the Pit

6. Alligator People. Never actually seen this, but it's a great picture.

7. They Live

8. Night of the Demon. Or Curse of the Demon it was also called.

9. Eyes Without a Face. Absolutely nothing to do with Billy Idol.

10. Cat People. Nasty Kinki's finest hour. Shame on you for not getting it.

OK, kids, tis that time of year, and anything Dom can do I can do more ineptly. As before this ain't a top 10, I just like the pictures. Beat me and you can win a night out in a Hackney housing estate with the crack-whore of your choice. Now there's an incentive.

Spooky Cats

Fear and loathing in Hackney

This is a crap comic

Every once in a while I will be visiting a comic shop and decide, perhaps a little stoned, to take a chance on some first issue that catches my eye. You never know, you might be pleasantly surprised, or it could be worth something in a couple of years. But this is rubbish, and no amount of drugs can make it better. The 'story' as such is that some bunch of pumped-up trans-dimensional super-beings in stupid outfits turn up and fight another bunch of same, while shouting things like 'Only oblivion, Joanna, only death!'. And, er... that's it. Really. I don't know who any of them are, and I don't care. One chick even turns up in a pair of see-through pink panties.
I mean isn't that a little impractical when fighting trans-dimensional super-beings, or am I missing something? Perhaps it's a diversionary strategy. This bit did make me laugh;

Though it hardly justifies the couple of quid I spent on this nonsense. Warning, kids: dope and shopping don't mix!